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- Kobrakai wrote:
A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, “I’m young, blond and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to LA.”
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, “I’m young, blond and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to LA.”
The captain doesn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde’s ear.
She immediately gets up, says, “Thank you so much,” hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, “I just told her that the first class section isn’t going to LA.”
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hahaha omfg briljant
Sphinxx wrote:I stick it in the you-know-where
( uit marelyn manson nummer )
Uit liedje this is the new shit,
😉 (ja, k ben een beetje Marilyn Manson fan,
🙄 “denk je dat ik die focking bony skinny ass hoerenkop van jou nog aan m’n pik wil hebben?” Hmmm, dat was dus van de Gouden Kooi (leuk altijd die ruzies) — — Table structure for table `layout`
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