Blijkbaar is het niet zo moeilijk om te zien of mensen addicted verslaafd zijn/bezeten zijn door Halo. Op Brig.org hebben ze namelijk 10 redenen gegeven hoe je een Halo freak kan herkennen. Hier is in ieder geval de top 3 van deze hilarische samenstelling/conclusie op een rij gezet:
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Your friends at work ask you what your plans are for this weekend, you tell them you’re having some friends over and throwing a party…. you go home. You login into Xbox Live and play 48hours straight of matchmaking games. What remains on Sunday is a former Shadow of the person you once were: Fingers covered in Cheezie powder, a Chocolate ring around your mouth, drool coating the front of your shirt, eyes so bloodshot they hurt to close, and a full bed pan at your feet.
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You are disgusted and thoroughly upset as you read an Article on Joystiq about a Game playing Brat overheard on Xbox Live Screaming “MOM! I said GEt me Some MotherF*cking Chocolate MILK YOU BITCH!” As you write your carefully thought out comment, recalling the details of the game, you slowly realize this was you… a 32 year old part-time babysitter screaming at your employer for much needed refreshment as you played on Xbox Live with her Kids.
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You wake up in the same cold sweat in a lonely bed in the basement apartment of your Parents’ house with no job, a mushy half eaten bowl of corn flakes next to you with a type-s controller prompting for input, vibrating in your crotch.
